My bike is indispensable. Mostly because I didn't know that you should look at how far apart your classes are so I would have to run a 8.2 minute mile to get from Lit to Core on time. My bike is my other secret love (wow, I have to stop outing my secret loves).
Pretty much the best thing about having a bike is how inconvenient it is for other people. I can just hear the puny pedestrians' thoughts as they see me coming. They are thinking: "Oh no! Get out of the way!", or "I wish I was going that fast", or "that looks like a lot more fun than what I'm doing", or "Damn, she looks hot!". I laugh inwardly every time one of them steps to the side to let me through. That's right, I am the Queen of this sidewalk because I am going fast on a machiney thing and you are merely a tiny bi-ped in my way.
Maybe I need to drink less coffee.
Umm... I'm in the "Damn, she looks hot!" group!!
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