Fun Things to do when You are Seated Next to a Stranger on an Airplane

1) Color in a coloring book.
2) Pretend you don't speak English (it helps to read the safety instructions that are written in German).
3) Become entangled in your seatbelt and thrash about trying to get loose.
4) Repeatedly ask to be let out to use the bathroom (but be really sweet and apologetic about it so that they can't hate you).
5) Tell them all about your three kids with three different dads.
6) Stare at your computer/phone/tablet the whole time as if you are playing a game, but never turn it on.
7) Fake Tourets-like twitching the whole time.
8) Ask them increasingly personal questions until they pretend to read a book just to get rid of you.
9) Be very itchy.
10) Open a dozen packages of gummies on your tray table, sort them by color, and then eat them loudly one by one.