Thursday, November 1, 2012

Hoarding Supplies

Start saving up the things your parents get for you.  That sounds really weird but if you like an expensive shampoo or a certain brand of toothpaste, start hoarding it so that you won't have to buy if for yourself in college (or at least start testing out the cheap stuff because you won't pay more than $5 for anything in college ever).  Just ask your mom to buy more for you before you've used the one you have so that you slowly accumulate things.  Don't worry, it is really neurotic.

The last thing that I want to spend my money on right now is hairspray and lotion.  I know that if I had started hoarding things before last summer, I wouldn't have run out of everything before the end of the first semester.  Apparently, roommates don't really appreciate it when you mooch off of their stuff everyday.  Shocking.

Really, you should just get used to being neurotic because that's how you will have to be to survive for the next five years.  Hint hint, you can also hoard school supplies and guitar strings.  Just don't stock up on food before you get there because apples do not stay fresh for months.  Also shocking.

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