Pajamas

Ok people, make sure you understand this: if your pajamas are see-through, they are X-rated.  That means that you should not be walking around the common areas, bending over, or play-fighting with the guys down the hall whilst wearing what can only be described as a "nightie".

The ideal college pajamas consist of long pants, preferably the kind that you stole from your brother because they had pockets and girl pajama pants never do; and a shirt that is not see-through or clingy.  The same goes for you men but you probably didn't have to steal your pajama pants because you can just buy them yourselves without shame.

If you like to sleep in underwear and a t-shirt, or a skimpy nightgown, or boxers, or whatever else you may have become accustomed to, just know that your dorm mates are not your family and don't need to see that.  If your roommate is fine with you sleeping in your skivvies, great, just don't frolic through the hall in socks and briefs.  We WILL come in the night and spray-paint all exposed areas of your body bright green.

You have been warned,