Before you leave for college, you should know these things (especially if you are a girl but if you are a guy they still might be interesting):
1) Wearing foundation is fine but if your face looks like it has been powdered, you are using the wrong kind/too much. Similarly, if your face is a different color than your neck, you are still using the wrong kind/too much.
2) You don't have to have something to say about everything, you don't have to be involved in every joke, and you don't have to comment on things you weren't involved in.
3) If you don't know how to walk in heels, don't wear heels.
4) You should know who the following people are: Alfred Hitchcock, Hayley Mills, Matthew Perry, Tennessee Williams, CS Lewis, Mary Chase, Herman Melville, Gregory Maguire, James Taylor, George Harrison, and Richard Zanuck
5) Pot smoke smells like a skunk. It does not smell good.
6) If you want him to like you back, talk to him about sports. Guys: if you want her to like you back, talk to her about her jewelry.
7) If you wouldn't wear that skirt around your dad, don't wear it around other people.
8) If people don't want to stand directly in front of you when you talk to them, it means you have bad breath, are wearing too much perfume, and/or have BO.
9) It is not always necessary to have 10 things in a list.
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