Consider this a busy signal...

I'm very sorry if you expected an actual post today.  I have a dress rehearsal to attend and midterms to study for so there will not be a proper post today.  Tomorrow you will be returned to your regularly scheduled program.  For now, enjoy this fancy little riddle: How many college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  None.  When the lights go out at college, you just party in the dark!