I Swear That This Happened

It is story time today.

My roommate, Evie, was walking back from dinner by herself a few days ago.  Our dorm is about two minutes' walk away from the cafeteria on a well-lit sidewalk.  She was crossing the street and a car was coming towards her so a guy who had been walking a few yards behind her ran across the road to beat the car.  It wasn't a close call or dangerous at all but he ended up walking next to her.  She had no idea who he was but that didn't stop him from telling her about his day.

After a few sentences, he said "Wait, we've never been introduced have we?"
"No, we haven't" she said.
"Oh... well... it doesn't matter" he said and then kept on talking about his day.
"No really, what's your name?" she asked
"It doesn't matter"

Needless to say she was kind of weirded out by this but they were almost back to the dorm so she just kept walking.

"Huh," he said, "I don't usually do this when it's so dark out."
"Do what?" she asked
"Oh it doesn't matter" he said again and then just kept talking

When they got into the dorm, one of the other guys who lives there waved at the creeper guy and said "Hey! D Man! What's up?"
"Is that your name, D Man?" she asked.
"Nah," he said, "It doesn't matter" and turned down a hall towards his room.
Evie was sufficiently creeped out for a while.

So, the moral of the story is: if you want to be creepy, act like this guy.  Also, if you want a really good party story to tell, just walk back from dinner by yourself and hope that you get mildly creeped on.